Sweet Valley High #16: Rags to Riches
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #16: Rags to Riches, wherein a cute boy becomes rich, and Jessica suddenly wants to date him. And it’s actually better than it sounds.
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There’s a lot of dancing in this series.
Sweet Valley Junior High #2: One 2 Many
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Junior High #2: One 2 Many and is so. fucking. charmed. Friendships! Sisterhood! Emotional character growth! How is this series so damn cute?!
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Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play and goes BOOM every few paragraphs. Also Liz doesn’t understand sarcasm or metaphors. Seriously.
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Sweet Valley High #3: Playing With Fire
Wing recaps Sweet Valley High #3: Playing With Fire and three books in, she’s burning Sweet Valley to the ground.
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Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets in which Enid Rollins is the only decent human being
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Sweet Valley Twins #114: The Boyfriend Mess
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #114: The Boyfriend Mess and there are love triangles, miscommunications, and dating shenanigans everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
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Sweet Valley Twins #103: Big Brother’s In Love Again
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #103: Big Brother’s In Love Again, in which Steven Wakefield is a Class A copper-plated bobby-dazzling bellend.
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Sweet Valley Twins #90: The Cousin War
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 90: The Cousin War and it is love octagon farce in the most delightful ways.
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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: Lila’s Secret Valentine
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: Lila’s Secret Valentine, in which Lila falls for a bit of rough, and Todd Wilkins is completely insufferable.
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Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.
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Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.
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Sweet Valley Twins #66: The Great Boyfriend Switch
Raven recaps The Great Boyfriend Switch, and needs a spreadsheet to keep track on all the Twinny subterfuge.
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Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty’s Last Dance
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty’s Last Dance and the book dances its way into her heart.
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Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet’s First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins… or does she?
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Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.
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Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet
Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet, wherein Elizabeth is much beloved, Jessica wants to murder everyone and Madame André deserves to have her ballet studio burned to the ground.
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Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends, wherein we meet the perfect twins… and Wing is displeased
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