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Sweet Valley Twins #103: Elizabeth Solves It All

Posted on 16 November 202016 November 2020

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #103: Elizabeth Solves It All, where this Jamie appears to hate Elizabeth as much as Dove does, and Amy Sutton is surprisingly awesome. Yeah, no, really.

Sweet Valley Twins #93: Don’t Talk to Brian

Posted on 27 July 202027 July 2020

Wing (@devilselbowpod) recaps Sweet Valley Twins #93: Don’t Talk to Brian wherein Brian the Nazi is redeemed. Wing takes this about as well as you’d think.

Sweet Valley Twins #86: It Can’t Happen Here

Posted on 16 March 202016 March 2020

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #86: It Can’t Happen Here wherein Sweet Valley tackles the Holocaust and the dead rise from the grave. Not hyperbole. #DoveGoesBOOM!

Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth

Posted on 27 February 201927 February 2019

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans

Posted on 20 August 20187 November 2019

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #58: Elizabeth and the Orphans wherein Melissa and Andy McCormick lose their mother and it’s actually quite sad, and Elizabeth does very little, except show up every few pages to remind us that she exists.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost

Posted on 18 December 201710 December 2020

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica… all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind

Posted on 18 July 201728 June 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention

Posted on 19 June 20176 February 2020

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #1: The Class Trip

Posted on 5 June 20172 December 2018

Raven recaps the very worst that Sweet Valley Twins has to offer: Super Edition #1: The Class Trip. Nobody likes this book. Like, ever.

Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War

Posted on 1 May 201715 December 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot – and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

Posted on 3 April 201718 March 2020

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure wherein Ellen and Jessica find buried treasure at the exact moment the class money goes missing and conclusions are drawn.

Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules

Posted on 13 March 201713 December 2020

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don’t like it. Can you blame them? You don’t live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet

Posted on 9 January 201713 December 2020

Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet, wherein Elizabeth is much beloved, Jessica wants to murder everyone and Madame André deserves to have her ballet studio burned to the ground.