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Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #3: BIG for Christmas

Posted on 10 February 202016 June 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #3: BIG for Christmas wherein Jamie Suzanne rips off a well-known plot, gives Elizabeth a spine, and makes me question how slutty silk is.

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Christmas, Christmas Carnival, Party: Janet Howell

Alice Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield

Corporate

Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth

Posted on 27 February 201925 November 2021 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

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Christmas, Party: Sweet Valley Middle School Christmas Party, Volunteering

Brooke Dennis, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Laura the Angel, Lila Fowler, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Ned Wakefield, Sophia Rizzo, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins

The (homeless) Glass family

Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas

Posted on 5 November 201825 November 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas wherein the emphasis is on the Magic rather than the Christmas, dolls can move, creatures die, and gosh, this summary sounds dark.

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Christmas

Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, LOADS of fantasy characters and cliches, Prince Adair, Prince Dorin

Elizabeth Wakefield/Prince Adair, Jessica Wakefield/Prince Dorin

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.

Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns! recapped by Raven on 31 Jan 2022.

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

Raven’s Twinparisons

Elizabeth likes horses, while Jessica couldn’t give a fuck about such neighing titmunchers.

Jessica is a social chameleon. Unfortunately, her camouflage is permanently stuck on purple.

Elizabeth does not believe in ostriches. She thinks they are just “arrogant chickens.

Jessica loves meringue nests. She plans to nurture her young in a colossal meringue nest once she lays her eggs upon reaching legal and biological age.

Elizabeth dreams of being a famous writer. Jessica dreams of being an infamous serial killer.

Elizabeth cannot comprehend shoelaces. Jessica’s piss tastes like Lemsip.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret

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Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #3: BIG for Christmas

Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth

Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas

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