Sweet Valley Twins #93: Don’t Talk to Brian
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #93: Don’t Talk to Brian wherein Brian the Nazi is redeemed. Wing takes this about as well as you’d think.
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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.
We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.
We upload every week for three weeks, and take a week off. We upload the recap on Monday, and the podcast the following weekend.
Our next recap will be Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play (Dove on 3 Oct 2022) .
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Raven’s Twinparisons
Elizabeth likes horses, while Jessica couldn’t give a fuck about such neighing titmunchers.
Jessica is a social chameleon. Unfortunately, her camouflage is permanently stuck on purple.
Elizabeth does not believe in ostriches. She thinks they are just “arrogant chickens.
Jessica loves meringue nests. She plans to nurture her young in a colossal meringue nest once she lays her eggs upon reaching legal and biological age.
Elizabeth dreams of being a famous writer. Jessica dreams of being an infamous serial killer.
Elizabeth cannot comprehend shoelaces. Jessica’s piss tastes like Lemsip.
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