Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives
Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out. Here are what they came up with…
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Character: Sarah Thomas
Only child, dead mother, a bit spoilt and would have died without Elizabeth’s intervention (according to A Christmas without Elizabeth). Gets to be unlikely BFFs with Sophie Rizzo when their parents meet and start dating.
Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married, wherein each twin gets paired with an even worse version of themself and wacky hi-jinks ensue with bonus baby (egg) death! #RIPStevenFidos #NeverForget
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Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.
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Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.
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Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book which begs the question, “What are the cave’s dimensions?”
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Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends, wherein we meet the perfect twins… and Wing is displeased
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