That’s it. Cannot deal with my #FirstWorldProblems any longer. I’m running away. (For, like, two hours tops, before my parents bring me home, reassure me that they love me, and I realise it’s all a big misunderstanding, because nobody actually has issues here.)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #55: Brooke and her Rock-Star Mom wherein Coco, the newest hottest star, is a genuinely awful parent, allows her employee to abuse her daughter, and actively teaches her daughter to keep secrets from her father.