Sweet Valley High #27: Lovestruck
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #27: Lovestruck, in which Ken Matthews can pass a football but can’t pass an English class.
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Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #27: Lovestruck, in which Ken Matthews can pass a football but can’t pass an English class.
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Continue readingHello! It’s Raven here. Hope all is well. I’m here with a quick note regarding this week’s recap, which is
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Continue readingRaven recaps the Unicorn Club #22: Jessica’s Dream Date, in which I’d happily take a cricket bat and bludgeon Johnny Buck into a marmalade pulp.
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