character: Jill Hale

The most wonderful and perfect girl that Steven has ever seen (aside from Jessica, obv). Unfortunately she, like everyone else on the planet, thinks he’s a complete tool. Of course, she’s an obnoxious tit, so they would be perfect together, but that was not to be.

Sweet Valley Twins #103: Big Brother’s In Love Again

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #103: Big Brother’s In Love Again, in which Steven Wakefield is a Class A copper-plated bobby-dazzling bellend.

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Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike it Rich by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike It Rich

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #56: The Wakefields Strike It Rich, in which Great Aunt Helen gives the Wakefield Siblings a large cash payout, and a reason for them to murder her for a sizeable inheritance.

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