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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #8: Jessica’s First Kiss

Posted on 11 January 202111 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #8: Jessica’s First Kiss, which is pointless because Jessica was kissed in book 15, which was 110 books ago. But this book contains camping! Bears! Vomit! EXCITING, YES?

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  April Fools' Day, Elizabeth's First Kiss, Jessica's First Kiss, Sleepaway Camp
  Aaron Dallas, Dennis Asher, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert
  Aaron Dallas/Bears, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas
Sweet Valley Twins 43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss, by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss

Posted on 12 March 20182 December 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet’s First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins… or does she?

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Sweet Valley Twins
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  Elizabeth's First Kiss
  Aaron Dallas, Amy Sutton, Colin Harmon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert
  Amy Sutton/Ken Matthews, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Jessica Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Steven Wakefield/Candice Stapleton, Steven Wakefield/Lindsay

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

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Jessica loves being popular, fashion, and boys. Elizabeth despises most of humanity, wears a sack, and is a raging lesbanim.

Jessica is a Great Old One, spawned in the fires of bile that spew forth from the putrescent cadavers of a million dead innocents. Elizabeth likes horses.

The Wakefield Twins look alike, but they are different as a baby hedgehog and Robert Mugabe.

Elizabeth is great at something, and something else. Jessica, however, prefers a third thing, and even a fourth! Imagine the hilarity. Seriously, imagine it.

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