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Tag: Raven disapproves of the faculty

Just follow this tag to see just how much Raven disapproves of the teaching staff. And it’s not hard to see why. From the unspeakable (Mr Nydick), to missing money, to ignoring students, to detentions over nothing, to running the Hunger Games… the Sweet Valley Middle School faculty are not going to do well on their Ofsted inspection. (There’s a joke that will resonate with everyone who isn’t English, right?)

Sweet Valley Twins #91: Deadly Voyage by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #91: Deadly Voyage

Posted on 25 May 202027 September 2020

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #91: Deadly Voyage, in which there’s genuine, terrifying, nail-biting peril. And the best line EVER from Tamara Chase.

Sweet Valley Twins #86: It Can’t Happen Here

Posted on 16 March 202016 March 2020

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #86: It Can’t Happen Here wherein Sweet Valley tackles the Holocaust and the dead rise from the grave. Not hyperbole. #DoveGoesBOOM!

Sweet Valley Twins #85: Elizabeth the Seventh-Grader

Posted on 9 March 20209 March 2020

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #85: Elizabeth the Seventh-Grader, and Raven is right: Sweet Valley Middle School has the worst teachers in the world. BURN. IT. DOWN.

Sweet Valley Twins #83: Amy's Secret Sister by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #83: Amy’s Secret Sister

Posted on 28 January 202028 January 2020

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #83: Amy’s Secret Sister, in which Amy v2.0 charms everyone in a thirty mile radius.

Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the Earthquake

Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake

Posted on 4 March 20194 March 2019

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna?

Posted on 17 December 20183 January 2019

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? There’s a new girl in town, and she’s deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

Sweet Valley Twins 59: Barnyard Battle by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #59: Barnyard Battle

Posted on 27 August 201826 September 2018

Raven recaps Barnyard Battle, in which Elizabeth nearly dies in a lightning storm and no one gives a tiny rat’s ass.

Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back

Posted on 8 May 201815 December 2018

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #49: Mandy Miller Fights Back, in which we meet the best Sweet Valley peripheral character yet!

Sweet Valley Twins 40: Danny Means Trouble by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble

Posted on 5 February 201828 June 2018

Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

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