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Sweet Valley Twins #114: The Boyfriend Mess

Posted on 4 May 20213 May 2021 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #114: The Boyfriend Mess and there are love triangles, miscommunications, and dating shenanigans everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

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  School Dance, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Dance, Young Love Dating Show
  Aaron Dallas, Amy Sutton, Donald Zwerdling, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Maria Slater, Patrick Morris, Sophia Rizzo, Todd Wilkins
  Amy Sutton/Aaron Dallas, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Janet Howell/Donald Zwerdling, Maria Slater/Marshall, Sophia Rizzo/Patrick Morris

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

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