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Jessica's Hobby: Being a Big Sister

Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #49: The Twins’ Little Sister

Posted on 21 May 201816 December 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Jamie Suzanne, and no, the twins are not ready to be big sisters. They will never be ready.

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  Aaron Dallas, Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Belinda "Billie" Layton, Brooke Dennis, Bruce Patman, Chrissy Steele, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield
  Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Jessica Wakefield/Chad Lucas
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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.

Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies recapped by Dove on 23 May 2022.

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Elizabeth likes horses, while Jessica couldn’t give a fuck about such neighing titmunchers.

Jessica is a social chameleon. Unfortunately, her camouflage is permanently stuck on purple.

Elizabeth does not believe in ostriches. She thinks they are just “arrogant chickens.

Jessica loves meringue nests. She plans to nurture her young in a colossal meringue nest once she lays her eggs upon reaching legal and biological age.

Elizabeth dreams of being a famous writer. Jessica dreams of being an infamous serial killer.

Elizabeth cannot comprehend shoelaces. Jessica’s piss tastes like Lemsip.

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Acting (10) Animals (1) Baby-Sitting (5) Ballet (1) Basketball (2) Being a Big Sister (1) Being Charming (1) Being Jailbait (2) Being psychic (4) Being treated like a grownup (3) Caring about the disabled (2) Catching Criminals (2) Ceramics (1) Cheerleading (2) Comedy (1) Cookery (1) Dogs (yes really) (1) Fashion Designer (1) France (1) Gymnastics (1) Having her picture taken (1) Horse Riding (1) House-Sitting (1) Hypnosis (1) Intellectual Property Theft (1) Ithig (1) Lying (1) Modelling (1) Pranks (1) Predicting Earthquakes (1) Re-living Days (1) Rollerblading (1) Running a Student Paper (1) Saving the Environment (2) Scuba Diving (1) Seals (1) Singing (6) Softball (1) Solving Mysteries (1) Student Council (1) Treasure Hunting (1) Unabashed EEEVIL (1) Using her evil powers of scheming for good (3) Voodoo (1)
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