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Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery

Posted on 22 October 201825 February 2021 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery, which abounds with mystery and a little schooling, but has infinite charm.

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  Charm School Classes
  Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Maria Slater, Mr Beaumont, Mrs Beaumont, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield
  Being Charming, Catching Criminals
Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief

Posted on 21 August 201715 December 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief, in which there are spies, disappearing ink, and the most inept choral leaders on the planet.

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  Choir Competition, Christmas, School Trip
  Amy Sutton, Anna Barrett, Bruce Patman, Dana Larson, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Leslie Linwood, Mr Linwood, Mr Stefan, Ms McDonald, Sherrie Dunston, Steven Wakefield, Winston Egbert
  Jessica Wakefield/Leslie Linwood
  Anna Barrett
  Catching Criminals, Singing

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.

Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies recapped by Dove on 23 May 2022.

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Jessica longs to buy purple sneakers. Elizabeth, however, thinks sports lead to impure thoughts, and spends her money on scripture and flagellation. Jessica is a slut.

This little twinny likes the market. This little twinny stays at home.

Elizabeth likes horses. Jessica likes Unicorns, which are like horses, only hornier.

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Acting (10) Animals (1) Baby-Sitting (5) Ballet (1) Basketball (2) Being a Big Sister (1) Being Charming (1) Being Jailbait (2) Being psychic (4) Being treated like a grownup (3) Caring about the disabled (2) Catching Criminals (2) Ceramics (1) Cheerleading (2) Comedy (1) Cookery (1) Dogs (yes really) (1) Fashion Designer (1) France (1) Gymnastics (1) Having her picture taken (1) Horse Riding (1) House-Sitting (1) Hypnosis (1) Intellectual Property Theft (1) Ithig (1) Lying (1) Modelling (1) Pranks (1) Predicting Earthquakes (1) Re-living Days (1) Rollerblading (1) Running a Student Paper (1) Saving the Environment (2) Scuba Diving (1) Seals (1) Singing (6) Softball (1) Solving Mysteries (1) Student Council (1) Treasure Hunting (1) Unabashed EEEVIL (1) Using her evil powers of scheming for good (3) Voodoo (1)
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