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Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play

Posted on 3 October 20224 December 2022 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play and goes BOOM every few paragraphs. Also Liz doesn’t understand sarcasm or metaphors. Seriously.

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  Body Image Issues, Crash Dieting, Eating Disorder
  Cheerleading Tryouts, Football Queen
  Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Robin Wilson, Todd Wilkins
  Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Robin Wilson/Allen Walters
  Robin Wilson
  Cheerleading, Unabashed EEEVIL
  Kill it with fire!       Kill it with fire!       Kill it with fire! 

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We upload every week for three weeks, and take a week off. We upload the recap on Monday, and the podcast the following weekend.

Our next recap will be Sweet Valley High #22: Too Much In Love (Raven on 27 Mar 2023) .

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

Dove's fanfic can be found at The Sweet Valley Sixers.

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Raven’s Twinparisons

Elizabeth spends her spare time reading. Jessica spend her spare time listening to the police scanner, desperately hoping her primary burial site remains undetected.

Jessica loves talking about fashion. Elizabeth wears sack-cloth and daubs her face with ashes, which she believes brings her closer to God (in this case, Mr Bowman).

Jessica has many friends, members of the fabled Unicorn Club. Elizabeth surrounds herself with sycophants, and is so lonely her only release is a twice-weekly frot with a battered stuffed koala.

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