Sweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl, where Jessica AGAIN bullies a perfectly nice girl. TRIGGER WARNING: suicide
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Sweet Valley Junior High #2: One 2 Many
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Junior High #2: One 2 Many and is so. fucking. charmed. Friendships! Sisterhood! Emotional character growth! How is this series so damn cute?!
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Sweet Valley High #8: Heart Breaker
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #8: Heart Breaker, in which Bill Chase’s depressing backstory gets him an X Factor audition.
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Sweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister, wherein Elizabeth is Jessica, Jessica is Elizabeth and the Wakefield parents are literally the worst parents in the world.
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Sweet Valley High #5: All Night Long
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #5: All Night Long, in which Jessica is “romanced” by a man with a mustache, and Elizabeth… fails… a… TEST!
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Delay To Your Scheduled Programing
Hello! It’s Raven here. Hope all is well. I’m here with a quick note regarding this week’s recap, which is
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Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play and goes BOOM every few paragraphs. Also Liz doesn’t understand sarcasm or metaphors. Seriously.
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Cover Calypso: Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play
Cover Calypso! A game where Dove invites Raven and Wing to judge a book by its cover!
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Sweet Valley Junior High #1: Get Real
Dove recaps the absolute best book in the entire Sweet Valley franchise and is shocked to find out that it’s Sweet Valley Junior High #1: Get Real
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Sweet Valley High #3: Playing With Fire
Wing recaps Sweet Valley High #3: Playing With Fire and three books in, she’s burning Sweet Valley to the ground.
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Cover Calypso: Sweet Valley High #3: Playing With Fire
Cover Calypso! A game where Dove invites Raven and Wing to judge a book by its cover!
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Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets in which Enid Rollins is the only decent human being
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Cover Calypso: Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets
Cover Calypso! A game where Dove invites Raven and Wing to judge a book by its cover!
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Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love
Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love, the first book in the new series… and we’re not in Kansas anymore.
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Sweet Valley Online Patreon and Ko-fi
Good-bye summer, hello Sweet Valley High. Evil triplets Dove, Raven, and Wing started recapping Sweet Valley Twins in January 2017.
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