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Sweet Valley Twins #114: The Boyfriend Mess

Posted on 4 May 20213 May 2021 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #114: The Boyfriend Mess and there are love triangles, miscommunications, and dating shenanigans everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

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  School Dance, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Dance, Young Love Dating Show
  Aaron Dallas, Amy Sutton, Donald Zwerdling, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Maria Slater, Patrick Morris, Sophia Rizzo, Todd Wilkins
  Amy Sutton/Aaron Dallas, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Janet Howell/Donald Zwerdling, Maria Slater/Marshall, Sophia Rizzo/Patrick Morris
  meh    

Sweet Valley Twins #113: The Boyfriend Game

Posted on 19 April 202119 April 2021 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #113: The Boyfriend Game, which pays homage to a legendary Eighties television gameshow, in a frankly incomprehensible way.

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  Young Love Dating Show
  Aaron Dallas, Amy Sutton, Belinda "Billie" Layton, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater, Patrick Morris, Sophia Rizzo, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert
  Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Aaron Dallas, Jessica Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Sophia Rizzo/Patrick Morris
  meh    

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We upload every week for three weeks, and take a week off. We upload the recap on Monday, and the podcast the following weekend.

Our next recap will be Sweet Valley High Super Editions #3: Spring Break (Wing on 5 Jun 2023) .

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

Dove's fanfic can be found at The Sweet Valley Sixers.

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Elizabeth is a fan of Amada Howard mysteries, while Jessica would kill everyone she knows for the chance to nibble one of Johnny Buck’s nuttiest turds.

Jessica would slit your throat while you slept. Elizabeth would salve the wound with her healing tears, weeping at the woes of the world.

Elizabeth frots herself to a frenzy against a threadbare and traumatised stuffed koala every night. Jessica’s favourite colour is purple.

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