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Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind

Posted on 18 July 201728 June 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

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  Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Annie, Caroline Pearce, Elizabeth Wakefield, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mr Nydick, Mr Robert Thomas, Ms Wyler, Ned Wakefield, Sarah Thomas, Steven Wakefield
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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.

Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies recapped by Dove on 23 May 2022.

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

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Raven’s Twinparisons

Elizabeth spends her spare time reading. Jessica spend her spare time listening to the police scanner, desperately hoping her primary burial site remains undetected.

Jessica loves talking about fashion. Elizabeth wears sack-cloth and daubs her face with ashes, which she believes brings her closer to God (in this case, Mr Bowman).

Jessica has many friends, members of the fabled Unicorn Club. Elizabeth surrounds herself with sycophants, and is so lonely her only release is a twice-weekly frot with a battered stuffed koala.

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