character: Lois Waller

OMG, SHE’S FAT! SHE’S A FATTY! A CHUBBER IN SWEET VALLEY! GATHER THE VILLAGERS! TELL THEM TO LIGHT THEIR TORCHES AND GATHER THEIR PITCHFORKS. (Observe the front cover of her book, she’s just the same size as everyone else.)

Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives

Posted on 24 December 20183 January 2019 by Dove

Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out. Here are what they came up with…

Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back

Posted on 15 January 201828 June 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley’s resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity…

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost

Posted on 18 December 201710 December 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica… all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 26

Posted on 26 November 201726 November 2017 by Dove

Dove finishes NaNo. This is the final chapter of #JessicaVsElizabeth. Hope you enjoy.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 25

Posted on 25 November 201724 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. This is the penultimate chapter of Jessica vs Elizabeth.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 23 & 24

Posted on 24 November 201723 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. There are answers in this chapter!

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 21

Posted on 21 November 201720 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The fight between the final three tributes kicks off.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 20

Posted on 20 November 201720 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. All kidding aside, this is my favourite chapter. Hope you like it.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 18

Posted on 18 November 201718 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. There are words.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 16

Posted on 15 November 201715 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. Earthquakes, deaths, hockey sticks, fat shaming and more hockey sticks.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 15

Posted on 14 November 201714 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. She resolves one cliffhanger and creates a new one. #Stine

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 14

Posted on 13 November 201712 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. Dove attempts to write action scenes. People die. Enjoy.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 13

Posted on 11 November 201711 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes receive sponsorship gifts.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 12

Posted on 10 November 20179 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes separate in an attempt to save themselves.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 10 & 11

Posted on 9 November 20179 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The Hunger Games start. There are deaths.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9

Posted on 8 November 20177 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 7

Posted on 6 November 20175 November 2017 by Dove

Chapter 7 of #JessicaVsElizabeth, Dove’s #NaNoWriMo effort. Elizabeth continues to be terrifying. And everyone else continues to be terrified.

Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool!

Posted on 25 September 201725 September 2017 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that’s a big lie… April Fool!)

Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best

Posted on 22 May 201728 June 2018 by Wing

Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it’s up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

Sweet Valley Twins #7: Three’s a Crowd

Posted on 27 February 20176 September 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #7: Three’s a Crowd, wherein we find out that Mary looks just like the twins, and her mother looks just like her, so… um, everyone looks like Alice Wakefield?