Sweet Valley High #16: Rags to Riches
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #16: Rags to Riches, wherein a cute boy becomes rich, and Jessica suddenly wants to date him. And it’s actually better than it sounds.
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Author: Dove
I am Dove (she/her). I am: Team Jessica (Sweet Valley); Team Bad Guy (Point Horror); Team Geiger (Making Out); Team Nina/Lucas (Making Out); and I am the voice of a claymation cow named Daisy, and I was in an advert for Fairy Liquid in the 80s.
Sweet Valley High #13: Kidnapped!
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #13: Kidnapped!, a misleading book because 71% of the book is not about a kidnapping. It’s about the value of homework. FFS.
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Sweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl, where Jessica AGAIN bullies a perfectly nice girl. TRIGGER WARNING: suicide
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Sweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #7: Dear Sister, wherein Elizabeth is Jessica, Jessica is Elizabeth and the Wakefield parents are literally the worst parents in the world.
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Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play and goes BOOM every few paragraphs. Also Liz doesn’t understand sarcasm or metaphors. Seriously.
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Cover Calypso: Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play
Cover Calypso! A game where Dove invites Raven and Wing to judge a book by its cover!
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Sweet Valley Junior High #1: Get Real
Dove recaps the absolute best book in the entire Sweet Valley franchise and is shocked to find out that it’s Sweet Valley Junior High #1: Get Real
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Cover Calypso: Sweet Valley High #3: Playing With Fire
Cover Calypso! A game where Dove invites Raven and Wing to judge a book by its cover!
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Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets
Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets in which Enid Rollins is the only decent human being
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Cover Calypso: Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets
Cover Calypso! A game where Dove invites Raven and Wing to judge a book by its cover!
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Cover Calypso: Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love
Cover Calypso! A game where Dove invites Raven and Wing to judge a book by its cover!
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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #12: Good-Bye Middle School
Dove does her last reacap of Sweet Valley Twins, Super Edition #12: Good-Bye Middle School, which has no plot, the characters suck, nothing is resolved and Magical Native Americans die for the Wakefields’ sins. So a fitting cap to the series, all things considered.
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The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies
Dove recaps The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies, a book so infuriating that even a mountain loses patience it.
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The Unicorn Club #18: Rachel’s In, Lila’s Out
Dove recaps The Unicorn Club #17: Rachel’s In, Lila’s Out and fixates on the one throwaway line that there are 75 rooms in Fowler Crest. That’s tells you all you need to know about how good the plot is.
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The Unicorn Club #14: Lila on the Loose
Dove recaps The Unicorn Club #14: Lila on the Loose where Lila finally has had enough of her father’s lack of parenting and snaps. And it’s kind of glorious.
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Site is Misbehaving
Minor backend issues mean that some pages aren’t working – like the character list. I will fix them, but it takes time. This will not effect our recapping schedule.
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A brief hiatus
We are taking a brief hiatus from recapping. We will update with a return date once we’ve sorted one out.
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The Unicorn Club #12: Five Girls and a Baby
Title: Five Girls and a Baby Tagline: The baby-sitting job that won’t end Summary: When my friends in the Unicorn
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The Unicorn Club #9: Ellen’s Family Secret
Dove recaps The Unicorn Club #9: Ellen’s Family Secret, wherein Ellen tries to Parent Trap her feuding parents without anyone finding out and asks probing questions such as: What Would Jessica Do? and Do the Fowlers’ servants ever get a day off?
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The Unicorn Club #6: Unicorns at War (Super Edition)
Dove recaps The Unicorn Club #6: Unicorns at War (Super Edition) which is a rehash of Tug of War if blank-page Bella from Twilight was a main character #NotMyMandy
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