Skip to content

Sweet Valley Online

Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

  • Home
  • Book List / Schedule
  • Everything you need to know
  • Characters
  • Relationships
  • Events
  • Tags
  • Patrons
Sweet Valley Online

Book-long BFF: Cammi Adams

Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna?

Posted on 17 December 201825 February 2021 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? There’s a new girl in town, and she’s deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

Continue reading
Sweet Valley Twins
7 comments
  Party: Beach Party
  Anna Reynolds, Cammi Adams, Cathy Connors, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jake Hamilton, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Steven Wakefield
  Jessica Wakefield/Rick Hunter, Lila Fowler/Jake Hamilton, Steven Wakefield/Cathy Connors
  Cammi Adams

Search

About

Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We upload every week for three weeks, and take a week off. We upload the recap on Monday, and the podcast the following weekend.

Our next recap will be Sweet Valley High #18: Head Over Heels (Wing on 6 Feb 2023) .

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

Support us:

Follow us:

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Raven’s Twinparisons

Elizabeth likes horses, while Jessica couldn’t give a fuck about such neighing titmunchers.

Jessica is a social chameleon. Unfortunately, her camouflage is permanently stuck on purple.

Elizabeth does not believe in ostriches. She thinks they are just “arrogant chickens.

Jessica loves meringue nests. She plans to nurture her young in a colossal meringue nest once she lays her eggs upon reaching legal and biological age.

Elizabeth dreams of being a famous writer. Jessica dreams of being an infamous serial killer.

Elizabeth cannot comprehend shoelaces. Jessica’s piss tastes like Lemsip.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret

See all

Email

Dove, Wing, Raven or All 3 of us

Categories

  • Bleak Valley (1)
  • Fanfiction (24)
    • NaNoWriMo (23)
  • General (16)
  • Ghost Writers (2)
  • Patreon Exclusives (1)
  • Podcasts (37)
  • Sweet Valley High (21)
  • Sweet Valley Junior High (2)
  • Sweet Valley Twins (171)
    • Magna Editions (3)
    • Nightmare at Sea (2)
    • Nightmare Mansion (4)
    • Super Chillers (9)
    • Super Editions (13)
    • Team Sweet Valley (2)
    • The Unicorn Club (23)

Popular Posts

Recent Comments

  • Danielle on Sweet Valley High #17: Love Letters
  • Sarah on Sweet Valley High #17: Love Letters
  • Raven on Sweet Valley High #17: Love Letters
  • Raven on Sweet Valley High #17: Love Letters
  • Electric Alice on Sweet Valley High #17: Love Letters

Tags

#BestJamieSuzanne #TeamGrapplegate A+ parenting Always With the Incest Bleak Valley aka Sweet Valley Low Book-long soulmates comments by Dove comments by Raven comments by Wing Dance Baby Dance Don't be a bully be a star Double Dipping Plot Dove goes BOOM! Elizabeth Has A Spine! Ewww poor people! For the hundred and thirty-seventh time... FUCK YOU TAMARA CHASE Great Ghosties I'm running away! I'm scared of Jessica I HATE STEVEN Jessica's New Fave Hobby lo! a haunted house Needs More Werewolves No means no - unless you're Jessica Plucky girl detectives Poor little Jessica Raven disapproves of the faculty Raven goes BOOM Shame you're not a perfect size 6 sketchy student-teacher relationships Something Must Be Done SUPERNATURAL OOOOH Sweet Valley Time THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH That brand new tradition we've always had The new girl/boy The tears of a saint The twins CANNOT sing The twins CAN sing too many Peters TWIN MAGIC Wakefields Must Win Wing's heart grew 10 sizes Wing goes BOOM

Characters

Aaron Dallas (21) Alice Wakefield (78) Amy Sutton (88) Belinda "Billie" Layton (17) Betsy Gordon (6) Brooke Dennis (10) Bruce Patman (49) Caroline Pearce (23) Cathy Connors (7) Charlie Cashman (9) Denny Jacobson (7) Elizabeth Wakefield (193) Ellen Riteman (86) Evie Kim (7) George Fowler (8) Grace Oliver (10) Janet Howell (71) Jerry McAllister (12) Jessica Wakefield (201) Joe (aka "Sam") Howell (13) Johnny Buck (7) Julie Porter (16) Ken Matthews (22) Kimberly Haver (30) Lila Fowler (140) Lois Waller (24) Mandy Miller (58) Maria Slater (32) Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace (33) Melissa McCormick (9) Mr Bowman (14) Mr Clark (7) Mr Nydick (8) Mrs Arnette (8) Ms Wyler (8) Ned Wakefield (55) Nora Mercandy (8) Olivia Davidson (8) Rick Hunter (14) Sarah Thomas (6) Sophia Rizzo (13) Steven Wakefield (92) Tamara Chase (14) Todd Wilkins (39) Winston Egbert (33)

Elizabeth’s BFF

Amy Sutton (5) Anna Barrett (1) Arthur Castle aka Castillo (1) Belinda "Billie" Layton (1) Betsy Martin (2) Brian Boyd (1) Brooke Dennis (3) Cammi Adams (1) Chrissy Steele (1) Christoph Bachmann (1) Danny Jackson (1) Denny Jacobson (but not through choice) (1) Dylan McKay (1) George Henkel (1) Ginny Lu Culpepper (1) Grace Oliver (1) Joe Carrey (1) Kala (1) Ken Matthews (2) Leslie Forsythe (1) Lila Fowler (2) Lois Waller (2) Lucy Benson (1) Mandy Miller (1) Maria Slater (3) Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace (3) Melissa McCormick (1) Miranda Page (1) Nora Mercandy (1) Pamela Jacobson (1) Pamela McDonald (1) Patrick Morris (1) Poor disabled and homeless Benjamin (1) Robin (Wakefield?) (3) Robin Wilson (1) Samantha Williams (1) Sam Sloane (1) Sandra Ferris (1) Sarah Thomas (1) Sophia Rizzo (1) Starr Johnson (1) The (homeless) Glass family (1) Winston Egbert (1)

Jessica’s Hobby

Acting (10) Baby-Sitting (5) Ballet (1) Basketball (2) Becoming a lawyer (1) Being a Bag of Dicks (1) Being a Big Sister (1) Being Famous (1) Being Jailbait (2) Being psychic (4) Being the good twin (1) Being treated like a grownup (3) Candy Striping (1) Caring about the disabled (2) Catching Criminals (2) Ceramics (1) Changing Herself for a Boy (1) Cheerleading (5) Comedy (1) Dogs (yes really) (1) Fashion Designer (1) France (1) Gymnastics (1) Having her picture taken (1) Horse Riding (1) House-Sitting (1) Hypnosis (1) Intellectual Property Theft (1) Ithig (1) Lying (1) Modelling (1) Murder (1) Re-living Days (1) Running a Student Paper (1) Saving the Environment (2) Seals (1) Singing (6) Skiing (1) Softball (1) Solving Mysteries (1) Student Council (1) Surfing (1) Treasure Hunting (1) Unabashed EEEVIL (2) Using her evil powers of scheming for good (3)
WordPress Theme: Donovan by ThemeZee.