Character: Regina Morrow

Super rich. Super beautiful. Lila has a rivalry with her that is never explained, so we can only assume that “girls be like that, amiright?” is the reason. Deaf, but so magical you’d never notice it. The narrative always gushes, without any sense of embarrassment, about how she’s one of the good ones. She does seem nice, but Elizabeth’s patronising thoughts about her make Dove want to beat Elizabeth to death.

Sweet Valley High #18: Head Over Heels by Francine Pascal

Sweet Valley High #18: Head Over Heels

Wing recaps Sweet Valley High #18: Head Over Heels and would have found it charming and silly had the romantic hero not been BRUCE FUCKING PATMAN, abusive rapist.

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Sweet Valley High #16: Rags to Riches

Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #16: Rags to Riches, wherein a cute boy becomes rich, and Jessica suddenly wants to date him. And it’s actually better than it sounds.

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