Character: Ms Nora Dalton

Pretty French teacher who seems to have spent the first two books fending off unwanted attention. She was dating George Fowler, but then there was a rumour that she was shagging Ken Matthews (a minor), but thankfully it was the 80s, so that wasn’t considered rape, and now she’s in Mr Collins’ sights. Run, lady. Run. You can speak French. That’s a great skill. I hear Canada’s nice.