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Trigger Warning: False rape/SA allegations as revenge

Sweet Valley High #11: Too Good To Be True

Posted on 5 December 20225 December 2022 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #11: Too Good To Be True, in which we meet a girl who makes Jessica look like Mother Theresa.

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18 comments
  Attempted Sexual Assault, False rape/SA allegations as revenge, Gaslighting
  Birthday: Lila Fowler, Class Picnic, New York Trip
  Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Suzanne Devlin, Teddy Collins, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert
  meh       Bad       Bad 

Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love

Posted on 5 September 20224 December 2022 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love, the first book in the new series… and we’re not in Kansas anymore.

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23 comments
  False rape/SA allegations as revenge
  Dance: Just a normal weekly dance at SVH
  Alice Wakefield, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Enid Rollins, Jessica Wakefield, Ned Wakefield, Rick Andover, Steven Wakefield, Todd Wilkins, Winston Egbert
  Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Jessica Wakefield/Rick Andover, Jessica Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Steven Wakefield/Tricia Martin
  Litigation, Property Law
  Kill it with fire!       meh       Bad 

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We are on hiatus, but feel free to read through our extensive back catalogue.

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

Dove's fanfic can be found at The Sweet Valley Sixers.

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Aaron Dallas (21) Alice Wakefield (82) Amy Sutton (89) Belinda "Billie" Layton (17) Brooke Dennis (10) Bruce Patman (52) Cara Walker (7) Caroline Pearce (23) Cathy Connors (7) Charlie Cashman (9) Denny Jacobson (7) Elizabeth Wakefield (207) Ellen Riteman (86) Enid Rollins (9) Evie Kim (7) George Fowler (8) Grace Oliver (10) Janet Howell (71) Jerry McAllister (13) Jessica Wakefield (216) Joe (aka "Sam") Howell (13) Johnny Buck (7) Julie Porter (16) Ken Matthews (23) Kimberly Haver (30) Lila Fowler (146) Lois Waller (24) Mandy Miller (58) Maria Slater (32) Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace (33) Melissa McCormick (9) Mr Bowman (14) Mr Clark (7) Mr Nydick (8) Mrs Arnette (8) Ms Wyler (8) Ned Wakefield (58) Nora Mercandy (8) Olivia Davidson (9) Rick Hunter (14) Sophia Rizzo (13) Steven Wakefield (98) Tamara Chase (14) Todd Wilkins (42) Winston Egbert (34)
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