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Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #3: BIG for Christmas

Posted on 10 February 202016 June 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #3: BIG for Christmas wherein Jamie Suzanne rips off a well-known plot, gives Elizabeth a spine, and makes me question how slutty silk is.

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  Christmas, Christmas Carnival, Party: Janet Howell
  Alice Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield
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Sweet Valley Twins 18: Center of Attention - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention

Posted on 19 June 20176 February 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

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Sweet Valley Twins
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  Illness: Alice Wakefield
  Alice Wakefield, Bruce Patman, Caroline Pearce, Charlie Cashman, Dana Larson, Dennis Cookman, Dr Costa, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Jimmy Underwood, Kerry Glenn, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Madame André, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Mr Clark, Mr Davis, Ms McDonald, Ms Wyler, Ned Wakefield, Olivia Davidson, Sophia Rizzo, Steven Wakefield, Winston Egbert
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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We upload every week for three weeks, and take a week off. We upload the recap on Monday, and the podcast the following weekend.

Our next recap will be Sweet Valley High #22: Too Much In Love (Raven on 27 Mar 2023) .

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Jessica once hit a tortoise with a hockey stick. (The tortoise died, but it flew for a touch over 47 yards, which was Jessica’s PB at the time.)

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