character: Beau Dillon

Totally hot teenage movie star of Tender Hearts, a movie all about the tragedy of a privileged white boy with plenty of insurance, who suffers from cancer. Oddly released at Christmas. When #WhitePeopleProblems are what everyone wants to watch.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost

Posted on 18 December 201710 December 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica… all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove

<img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" />

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 17

Posted on 16 November 201716 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. There’s a tsunami, a toothbrush and some superglue.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove

<img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" />

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 16

Posted on 15 November 201715 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. Earthquakes, deaths, hockey sticks, fat shaming and more hockey sticks.

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<img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" />

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 12

Posted on 10 November 20179 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes separate in an attempt to save themselves.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove

<img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" data-srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" data-src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" data-sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img width="375" height="600" src="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove" srcset="https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-375x600.png 375w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-188x300.png 188w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127-94x150.png 94w, https://sweetvalley.online/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Cover_Twins-e1544923940127.png 625w" sizes="(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px" />

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9

Posted on 8 November 20177 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!

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