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Sweet Valley High Super Edition #1: Perfect Summer

Posted on 20 March 202320 March 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley High Super Edition #1: Perfect Summer, where most of the action is off screen but it makes up for it with 240 pages of dish washing.

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  Gaslighting, Reference to alcoholism, Reference to domestic abuse
  Summer Break
  Annie Whitman, Barry Cooper, Bruce Patman, Charlie Markus, Courtney Thomas, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mr Roger Collins, Ms Nora Dalton, Olivia Davidson, Roger Barrett Patman
  Annie Whitman/Charlie Markus, Breakup: Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins, Elizabeth Wakefield/Todd Wilkins
  Kill it with fire!       Kill it with fire!       meh 

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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

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