Character: Rachel Grant

Moves in next door to Lila. Is a fucking nightmare. Because in a series about toxic girls backstabbing each other, what you want to add is one more backstabbing harpy. Also, she’s black. So that’s terrific representation. I’m sure young black girls are delighted to see themselves represented by a spoiled brat that would screw over their “best friend” at the drop of a hat. THANKS, I HATE HER.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #14: Jessica: Next Stop: Jr High

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Title: Jessica: Next Stop: Jr High Summary: Sunscreen alert! Jessica and the Unicorns are headed for the balmy, boy-filled beaches

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The Unicorn Club #23: Trapped in the Mall

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Wing recaps The Unicorn Club #23: Trapped in the Mall and goes boom. Fuck Sweet Valley parents. Fuck the Unicorn Club. Mostly, fuck Kimberly Haver.

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The Unicorn Club #19: The Most Beautiful Girl in the World

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Raven recaps The Unicorn Club #19: The Most Beautiful Girl in the World, in which the Unicorns discover you can be TOO thin, while simultaneously reminding us you can be too fat.

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