Character: Max Dellon

A member of The Droids. And a member in general. Spends an entire book raging that he doesn’t understand books. Finally has a breakthrough at the end of the story, where he realises that reading them helps you understand them. A fucking moron. Even after he learns this valuable lesson.

Sweet Valley High #13: Kidnapped!

Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #13: Kidnapped!, a misleading book because 71% of the book is not about a kidnapping. It’s about the value of homework. FFS.

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