The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies
Dove recaps The Unicorn Club #21: Snow Bunnies, a book so infuriating that even a mountain loses patience it.
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Character: Curtis Bowman
Ellen’s surfer dude boyfriend, whom nobody else likes because they’re from California, near the beach, and they look down on… surfing Californians? *stage whisper* The Jamies know that Sweet Valley is in California, right?
The Unicorn Club #17: Boyfriends for Everyone
Wing recaps The Unicorn Club #17: Boyfriends for Everyone, AND THE STRENGTH OF HER RAGE COULD DESTROY THE WORLD. FUCK UNICORN “FRIENDSHIP.” FUCK EVERYTHING.
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The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns
Raven recaps The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns, in which Ellen splits herself into four Horcruxes in an attempt to become immortal.
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