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Mary’s mother. Married to Tim Wallace.

Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

Posted on 24 April 201716 December 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth, wherein Mary is on her second of three surnames and is feeling very out of sorts, and no adult appears to have noticed.

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  Birthday: Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace
  Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Andrea Robinson-Wallace, Betsy Gordon, Bruce Patman, Caroline Pearce, Cathy Connors, Dr Costa, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Helen Bradley, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Linda Lloyd, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Mr Bowman, Mr Nydick, Mr Sweeney, Ms Lacey, Ms Wyler, Ned Wakefield, Rick Hunter, Sophia Rizzo, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase, Tim Wallace
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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We upload every week for three weeks, and take a week off. We upload the recap on Monday, and the podcast the following weekend.

Our next recap will be Sweet Valley High #22: Too Much In Love (Raven on 27 Mar 2023) .

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This is the story of the two perfect twins
One is a monster, one died for your sins
One is warm hearted, while the other’s much colder
Both have a dimple, one’s four minutes older.

The first twin’s Elizabeth, she longs to be a writer
Unlike her other half, she’s a lover, not a fighter.
She fixes problems plaguing each and every waif and stray
If you’re new, you’re sure to be her Best Friend For A Day.

The second twin is Jessica. She likes boys and dancing,
The Unicorns and purple, parties and romancing.
She loves the thought of Hollywood, awash with glitz and glamour,
And caving in the skulls of fucking bitches with her hammer.

Together they are bulletproof, a family like no other,
With idiotic parents and dim incesty brother.
Blonde, blue eyed and Aryan, straight from a Nazi rally,
Sieg Heil to the Wakefields. Welcome to Sweet Valley.

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