Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life
Was seen in Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble “pretending to be deaf” by sticking straws in his ears. Clearly a thoughtful young man. Status: Never seen again. Presumed dead and buried in the Mercandy backyard by Jessica.
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.
Continue readingEvil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.
We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.
We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.
Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #6: Unicorns at War (Super Edition) recapped by Dove on 25 Oct 2021.
Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.
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Elizabeth is a fan of Amada Howard mysteries, while Jessica would kill everyone she knows for the chance to nibble one of Johnny Buck’s nuttiest turds.
Jessica would slit your throat while you slept. Elizabeth would salve the wound with her healing tears, weeping at the woes of the world.
Elizabeth frots herself to a frenzy against a threadbare and traumatised stuffed koala every night. Jessica’s favourite colour is purple.
Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #9: The Twins Go To College
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