Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life
Danny Jackson is the subject of a very special episode, wherein Liz thinks he went to a rubbish school before attending Sweet Valley Middle, but actually he has a learning disability – dyslexia, to be precise.
Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.
Continue readingEvil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.
We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.
We upload every week for three weeks, and take a week off. We upload the recap on Monday, and the podcast the following weekend.
Our next recap will be Sweet Valley High Super Thrillers #1: Double Jeopardy (Wing on 11 Dec 2023) .
Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.
Dove's fanfic can be found at The Sweet Valley Sixers.
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While they look alike, the twins’ personalities couldn’t be more different. For example, Jessica’s friends are very much a reflection of her: pretty, bitchy, vacuous wastes of skin, while Elizabeth’s friends reflect her to perfection: boring, sanctimonious spunkwaffles.
Elizabeth enjoys reading mystery novels, and revels in solving the fictitious crimes within. Jessica enjoys committing actual crimes, and revels in evading capture while succumbing to her murderous urges.
Even though they were so very different, the twins had one beautiful thing in common: Steven would fuck them both.
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