Character: Steven Wakefield

Irritating older brother of the twins. His personality bounces wildly between wise protective big brother and colossal asshat.

Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place

Posted on 24 July 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that’s ok.

Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind

Posted on 18 July 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully

Posted on 26 June 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book which begs the question, “What are the cave’s dimensions?”

Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention

Posted on 19 June 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best

Posted on 22 May 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it’s up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

Sweet Valley Twins #15: The Older Boy

Posted on 8 May 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy… and loves it. Despite the easily-apparent squicky idea of a twelve year old dating a sixteen year old, this Jamie Suzanne seems to have pulled it off.

Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War

Posted on 1 May 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot – and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

Posted on 24 April 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth, wherein Mary is on her second of three surnames and is feeling very out of sorts, and no adult appears to have noticed.

Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets

Posted on 10 April 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets, wherein Ned teaches the girls a secret (and tedious) language and IT TEARS THE SCHOOL APART!

Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

Posted on 3 April 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure wherein Ellen and Jessica find buried treasure at the exact moment the class money goes missing and conclusions are drawn.

Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place

Posted on 6 March 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place, wherein Lila Fowler gets a horse, and Elizabeth feels she is the one who “deserves” it.

Sweet Valley Twins #7: Three’s a Crowd

Posted on 27 February 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #7: Three’s a Crowd, wherein we find out that Mary looks just like the twins, and her mother looks just like her, so… um, everyone looks like Alice Wakefield?

Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl

Posted on 13 February 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl, wherein the twins meet a girl so obnoxious that it creates a triplet named Jennifer. Bullying is fun!

Sweet Valley Twins #5: Sneaking Out

Posted on 6 February 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #5: Sneaking Out, wherein Jessica nearly kills a dog. And gets rewarded with jewellery.

Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides

Posted on 30 January 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides, wherein Amy wants to twirl a baton, Jessica doesn’t want her to, and Elizabeth feebly stands in the middle, wondering whose side to take.

Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House

Posted on 16 January 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House, where the entire school mistakes an orphan for a witch, and bullies her accordingly.

Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet

Posted on 9 January 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet, wherein Elizabeth is much beloved, Jessica wants to murder everyone and Madame André deserves to have her ballet studio burned to the ground.

Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends

Posted on 2 January 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends, wherein we meet the perfect twins… and Wing is displeased