Character: Elizabeth Wakefield

Most perfect human being on the planet. How would life go on without her?

Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss

Posted on 12 March 20182 December 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet’s First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins… or does she?

Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret

Posted on 5 March 201821 February 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret, wherein we find people both stupider and bitchier than the Unicorns, and Elizabeth wants to know: HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR PERIOD?

Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught

Posted on 26 February 201815 December 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught and resorts to bullet points really damn early because it is not a good time.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard

Posted on 12 February 201810 April 2021 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet VAlley Twins Super Chiller 2: The Ghost in the Graveyard. There’s a ghost… but is it in a graveyard? Enquiring minds want to know!

Sweet Valley Twins #40: Danny Means Trouble

Posted on 5 February 201828 June 2018 by Dove

Dove slugs her way through another Very Special Episode during which she wants to murder Elizabeth. More than usual.

Sweet Valley Twins #39: Jessica and the Money Mix-Up

Posted on 29 January 201821 February 2021 by Wing

Wing recaps Jessica and the Money Mix-Up and has to resort to bullet points to get through. (WHY DID IT TALK ABOUT BILLABLE HOURS? WHY?)

Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back

Posted on 15 January 201828 June 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley’s resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity…

Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins

Posted on 8 January 201815 December 2018 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.

Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing

Posted on 1 January 201826 May 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing and though everybody’s a sleuth no one wears a dramatic trench coat.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost

Posted on 18 December 201710 December 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica… all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy’s Pen Pal

Posted on 11 December 201728 June 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 35: Amy’s Pen Pal, in which Amy Sutton loses a new friend to siren call of the Unigibbons. Will they steal her friend forever?

Sweet Valley Twins #34: Jessica the Rock Star

Posted on 4 December 201715 December 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #34 Jessica the Rock Star, in which Jessica both CANNOT and CAN sing, and the Unicorns host a billion parties.

Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 26

Posted on 26 November 201726 November 2017 by Dove

Dove finishes NaNo. This is the final chapter of #JessicaVsElizabeth. Hope you enjoy.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 25

Posted on 25 November 201724 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. This is the penultimate chapter of Jessica vs Elizabeth.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 23 & 24

Posted on 24 November 201723 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. There are answers in this chapter!

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 22

Posted on 22 November 201721 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The end is near. Hope you enjoy.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 21

Posted on 21 November 201720 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The fight between the final three tributes kicks off.

Sweet Valley Twins #33: Elizabeth’s New Hero

Posted on 20 November 201728 June 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 33: Elizabeth’s New Hero, wherein a visting East German gymnast dreams of defecting to the warm bosom of Sweet Valley. Tear down the wall!

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 19

Posted on 19 November 201719 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. People die as we get down to the final few in the Hunger Games.

Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage

Posted on 15 November 201715 December 2018 by Wing

Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage, wherein Jessica gets mentored by the Sweet Valley equivalent of Doris Day. Because why not?