Character: The Jaguars

Pronounced: Jag-wahr (unless you’re English, then it’s jag-u-ahr)

Like the evil twins of the Unicorns. These girls are so evil that people miss months of school after their initiation rituals. They make the Unicorns look like kind, giving and upstanding members of society.

Sweet Valley Twins 42: Jessica’s Secret by Jamie Suzanne (Katherine Applegate and Michael Grant)

Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret, wherein we find people both stupider and bitchier than the Unicorns, and Elizabeth wants to know: HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR PERIOD?

Continue reading