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Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place

Posted on 24 July 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that’s ok.

Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind

Posted on 18 July 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

Delayed Recap

Posted on 17 July 2017 by Wing

Due to some travel that took longer than expected, this week’s recap will be delayed. It should be up within

Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky

Posted on 3 July 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky, which is a lot of hoopla over a cute boy, in all honesty.

Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully

Posted on 26 June 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book which begs the question, “What are the cave’s dimensions?”

Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention

Posted on 19 June 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

Episode 6: My Legs are Spatulas

Posted on 12 June 201711 June 2017 by Dove

Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 16 Second Best; 17 Boys Against Girls and Super Edition 1: The Class Trip. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how these books tie into this theory. Music is provided by Stuart Taylor, who can be contacted on taylorstuart602@gmail.com if you wish to commission music

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #1: The Class Trip

Posted on 5 June 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps the very worst that Sweet Valley Twins has to offer: Super Edition #1: The Class Trip. Nobody likes this book. Like, ever.

Sweet Valley Twins #17: Boys Against Girls

Posted on 29 May 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls, and loves it! Wing and Raven? Not so much.

Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best

Posted on 22 May 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it’s up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

Episode 5: Never Change, Jessica

Posted on 15 May 2017 by Dove

Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 13 Stretching the Truth; 14 Tug of War; and 15 The Older Boy.

Sweet Valley Twins #15: The Older Boy

Posted on 8 May 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy… and loves it. Despite the easily-apparent squicky idea of a twelve year old dating a sixteen year old, this Jamie Suzanne seems to have pulled it off.

Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War

Posted on 1 May 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot – and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

Posted on 24 April 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth, wherein Mary is on her second of three surnames and is feeling very out of sorts, and no adult appears to have noticed.

Episode 4: See You Next Tuesday, Jessica

Posted on 17 April 201717 April 2017 by Dove

We discuss Sweet Valley Twins 10 One of the Gang; 11 Buried Treasure; and 12 Keeping Secrets, and how they

Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets

Posted on 10 April 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets, wherein Ned teaches the girls a secret (and tedious) language and IT TEARS THE SCHOOL APART!

Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

Posted on 3 April 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure wherein Ellen and Jessica find buried treasure at the exact moment the class money goes missing and conclusions are drawn.

Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang

Posted on 27 March 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang wherein we learn that having a sprained ankle is EXACTLY THE SAME as a disability

Episode 3: Daddy, bring me a narwhal!

Posted on 23 March 2017 by Dove

Dove, Raven and Wing discuss Sweet Valley Twins 7 Three’s a Crowd, 8 First Place, and 9 Against the Rules,

Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules

Posted on 13 March 201723 April 2023 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don’t like it. Can you blame them? You don’t live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.