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Episode 4: See You Next Tuesday, Jessica

Posted on 17 April 201717 April 2017 by Dove

We discuss Sweet Valley Twins 10 One of the Gang; 11 Buried Treasure; and 12 Keeping Secrets, and how they

Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets

Posted on 10 April 201718 March 2020 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets, wherein Ned teaches the girls a secret (and tedious) language and IT TEARS THE SCHOOL APART!

Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

Posted on 3 April 201718 March 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure wherein Ellen and Jessica find buried treasure at the exact moment the class money goes missing and conclusions are drawn.

Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang

Posted on 27 March 20175 February 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #10: One of the Gang wherein we learn that having a sprained ankle is EXACTLY THE SAME as a disability

Episode 3: Daddy, bring me a narwhal!

Posted on 23 March 2017 by Dove

Dove, Raven and Wing discuss Sweet Valley Twins 7 Three’s a Crowd, 8 First Place, and 9 Against the Rules,

Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules

Posted on 13 March 201713 December 2020 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don’t like it. Can you blame them? You don’t live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place

Posted on 6 March 201726 September 2018 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #8: First Place, wherein Lila Fowler gets a horse, and Elizabeth feels she is the one who “deserves” it.

Sweet Valley Twins #7: Three’s a Crowd

Posted on 27 February 20176 September 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #7: Three’s a Crowd, wherein we find out that Mary looks just like the twins, and her mother looks just like her, so… um, everyone looks like Alice Wakefield?

Episode 2: Jod-Hoppers

Posted on 20 February 201723 March 2017 by Dove

You may have seen on Facebook the agonies of getting this uploaded, but now it’s up, working (god, I hope

Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl

Posted on 13 February 201728 June 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl, wherein the twins meet a girl so obnoxious that it creates a triplet named Jennifer. Bullying is fun!

Sweet Valley Twins #5: Sneaking Out

Posted on 6 February 20174 February 2017 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #5: Sneaking Out, wherein Jessica nearly kills a dog. And gets rewarded with jewellery.

Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides

Posted on 30 January 201718 March 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #4: Choosing Sides, wherein Amy wants to twirl a baton, Jessica doesn’t want her to, and Elizabeth feebly stands in the middle, wondering whose side to take.

Welcome to Bleak Valley

Posted on 26 January 201726 January 2017 by Raven

It’s hard to know where your imagination will take you. At the age of eleven, my favourite film was Berry

Episode 1: Welcome to Middle School

Posted on 22 January 201723 March 2017 by Dove

Wing, Raven and I get together to discuss the first three Sweet Valley Twins books: Best Friends, Teacher’s Pet, and

Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House

Posted on 16 January 201719 January 2020 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House, where the entire school mistakes an orphan for a witch, and bullies her accordingly.

Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet

Posted on 9 January 201713 December 2020 by Dove

Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet, wherein Elizabeth is much beloved, Jessica wants to murder everyone and Madame André deserves to have her ballet studio burned to the ground.

Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends

Posted on 2 January 201718 March 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends, wherein we meet the perfect twins… and Wing is displeased

Coming Soon…

Posted on 10 December 201613 December 2020 by Dove

Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ‘Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited!