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Character: Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace

Former foster kid (Giacco, living with the Altmans), found her birth mother (Robinson), went through angst when her mum remarried (Wallace) but finally settled down. Sometimes has brown hair, sometimes looks just like the twins. Her mother looks just like Alice Wakefield. Seriously, the gene pool is shallow in Sweet Valley.


Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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Magna Edition 2 - A Christmas Without ElizabethMagna Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth (27 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #2: A Christmas Without Elizabeth, in which Elizabeth Lassos the Moon. Merry Chrismas, Sweet Valley!

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Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero (11 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero, in which Elizabeth saves Denny Jacobson's life over and over again, yet no one thinks to stab Steven in the face.

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Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion (28 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #72: The Love Potion

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Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty's Last Dance by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #65: Patty’s Last Dance (12 Nov 2018)
Wing recaps Patty's Last Dance and the book dances its way into her heart.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4 The Unicorns Go Hawaiian by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian (16 Jul 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian

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Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #49: The Twins’ Little Sister (21 May 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins' Little Sister by Jamie Suzanne, and no, the twins are not ready to be big sisters. They will never be ready.

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Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica (23 Apr 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.

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Sweet Valley Twins 43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss, by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabeth’s First Kiss (12 Mar 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #43: Elizabet's First Kiss, which sees Elizabeth lose her lip virginity to the inestimable Todd Wilkins... or does she?

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Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing (1 Jan 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing and though everybody's a sleuth no one wears a dramatic trench coat.

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