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The Unicorn Club 5: Unicorns in Love

The Unicorn Club #5: Unicorns in Love

Posted on 19 October 202125 November 2021 by Wing

Title: Unicorns In Love Tagline: Blinded by love… Summary: The Unicorns are over… finished for good. But this time we

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  Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Evie Kim, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Peter DeHaven, Rick Hunter, Tim Davis
  Ellen Riteman/Tim Davis, Lila Fowler/Tommy Rivera, Mandy Miller/Peter DeHaven, Mary Wallace/Rick Hunter
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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.

Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #22: Jessica’s Dream Date recapped by Raven on 6 Jun 2022.

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

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Raven’s Twinparisons

While they look alike, the twins’ personalities couldn’t be more different. For example, Jessica’s friends are very much a reflection of her: pretty, bitchy, vacuous wastes of skin, while Elizabeth’s friends reflect her to perfection: boring, sanctimonious spunkwaffles.

Elizabeth enjoys reading mystery novels, and revels in solving the fictitious crimes within. Jessica enjoys committing actual crimes, and revels in evading capture while succumbing to her murderous urges.

Even though they were so very different, the twins had one beautiful thing in common: Steven would fuck them both.

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