Sweet Valley Twins #113: The Boyfriend Game
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #113: The Boyfriend Game, which pays homage to a legendary Eighties television gameshow, in a frankly incomprehensible way.
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Character: Belinda "Billie" Layton
Female athlete who graciously gave up her own name, when her dumb parents were too lazy to come up with another name for her new brother, Billy.
Sweet Valley Twins #95: Battle of the Cheerleaders
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #95: Battle of the Cheerleaders, and accidentally enjoys it. Note: it’s not about cheerleading. It’s about basketball. And Dove doesn’t understand that at all.
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Sweet Valley Twins #91: Deadly Voyage
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #91: Deadly Voyage, in which there’s genuine, terrifying, nail-biting peril. And the best line EVER from Tamara Chase.
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Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.
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Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives
Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out. Here are what they came up with…
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Sweet Valley Twins #49: The Twins’ Little Sister
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Jamie Suzanne, and no, the twins are not ready to be big sisters. They will never be ready.
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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.
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Sweet Valley Twins #39: Jessica and the Money Mix-Up
Wing recaps Jessica and the Money Mix-Up and has to resort to bullet points to get through. (WHY DID IT TALK ABOUT BILLABLE HOURS? WHY?)
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 20
Dove continues to NaNo. All kidding aside, this is my favourite chapter. Hope you like it.
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 19
Dove continues to NaNo. People die as we get down to the final few in the Hunger Games.
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Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage, wherein Jessica gets mentored by the Sweet Valley equivalent of Doris Day. Because why not?
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9
Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!
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Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.
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Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #20: Playing Hooky, which is a lot of hoopla over a cute boy, in all honesty.
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