Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out.
Here are what they came up with…
Best…
Best Hair: Mandy Miller (post chemo)
Best Comebacks: Lila Fowler
Best Bromance: Amy Sutton/Ken Matthews
Best Beard: Amy Sutton (for Ken Matthews)
Best Accent: Ginny-Lu Culpepper – “I say ‘hey y’all’ and ‘yee-haw’!”
Best person to be stranded with on a desert island: Winston Egbert – “I guess that’s why Jessica keeps ending up on desert islands with me, amiright?”
Best (and worst) Singer…
Best Singer: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield
Worst Singer: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield
Most likely to…
Most likely to Win the Lottery and lose the ticket: Ellen Riteman
Most likely to Win an Olympic Medal: Belinda Layton
Most likely to Win a Pulitzer: Saint Elizabeth Wakefield
Most likely to Win a Nobel Prize: Mandy Miller
Most likely to Trip at Graduation: Amy Sutton
Most likely to Travel the World: Lila Fowler – “Even Europe, you plebs.”
Most likely to survive The Hunger Games: Lois Waller – “Fuck the two-dress!”
Most likely to Invent the Next iPhone: Lloyd Benson
Most likely to Become Internet Famous: Caroline Pearce – “You know you love me, xoxo, CP”
Most likely to become a teacher: Mr Davis
Most likely to Become a Farmer: Ginny-Lu Culpepper
Most likely to Be Your Boss: Janet Howell – “Unless it reflects badly on the Unicorns.”
Most likely to Be President: Randy Mason
Most likely to be on Catfish: Ellen Riteman – “You mean I’ve not been chatting with Johnny Buck? We’re not getting married? Are you even allowed to lie on the internet?”
Most likely to Be on a Reality Show: Lila Fowler
Most likely to Be Late to Graduation: Jessica Wakefield – “Nothing starts until I get there. It’s why I never wear a watch, bitches.”
Most likely to be Found Studying in the Library: Elizabeth Wakefield
Most likely to be caught sleeping in class: Sarah Thomas – “It was ONE TIME!”
Most likely to be BFF: Elizabeth Wakefield/Kid with a Problem
Most likely to Write the next Harry Potter: Sophia Rizzo
The Rest…
Biggest Gossip: Caroline Pearce
Biggest Drama Queen: Maria Slater
Teacher’s Pet: Elizabeth Wakefield – “It’s not showing off if you’re actually a Wakefield.”
I am Dove. I am: Team Jessica (Sweet Valley); Team Bad Guy (Point Horror); Team Geiger (Making Out); Team Nina/Lucas (Making Out); and I am the voice of a claymation cow named Daisy, and I was in an advert for Fairy Liquid in the 80s.
3 thoughts on “Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives”
Just finished reading the SVT miniseries where they were shipwrecked
I was really hoping it would go a bit Lost and there’d be some kind of monster they had to fight. Or that they were all in purgatory – that was a pretty solid Lost theory for a long time.
Just finished reading the SVT miniseries where they were shipwrecked
I was really hoping it would go a bit Lost and there’d be some kind of monster they had to fight. Or that they were all in purgatory – that was a pretty solid Lost theory for a long time.
Best Bromance made me cackle.
Best Beard will be a recurring award.
Ellen’s quote had me rolling.