Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life
Sixth grader who has the audacity to have breasts already. Slut. She’s crushing on Jim Sturbridge, and kills Billie/Belinda Layton’s confidence. Then she vanishes without a trace and nobody ever mentions her again. Status: Never seen again. Presumed dead and buried in the Mercandy backyard by Jessica.
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #93: The Incredible Madame Jessica wherein Jessica AGAIN thinks she’s psychic, and this book just retreads the last psychic book. The Jamies are running on empty now, aren’t they?
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Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.
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