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Sweet Valley Twins #30: Princess Elizabeth

Posted on 16 October 201728 June 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 30: Princess Elizabeth, in which we learn that the Santa Doran monarchy have incredibly lax security, and that… DOVE LOATHES THE CONCEPT OF MONARCHY.

Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack

Posted on 9 October 201715 December 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool!

Posted on 25 September 201725 September 2017

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that’s a big lie… April Fool!)

Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork

Posted on 18 September 201715 December 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn’t get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

The Katherine Applegate/Michael Grant Books of Sweet Valley Twins

Posted on 11 September 201722 May 2020

Dove gushes over the best Jamie Suzanne(s) ever: Katherine Applegate and Michael Grant.

Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge

Posted on 11 September 201728 June 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn’t require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

Episode 9: Belinda Billie Bllcks

Posted on 4 September 20176 October 2017

Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 24: Jumping to Conclusions; Super Edition 2: Holiday Mischief; and 25: Standing Out. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how these books tie into this theory.

Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out

Posted on 28 August 201715 December 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief

Posted on 21 August 201715 December 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief, in which there are spies, disappearing ink, and the most inept choral leaders on the planet.

Sweet Valley Twins #24: Jumping to Conclusions

Posted on 14 August 201715 December 2018

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 24: Jumping to Conclusions, wherein Alice might be sleeping around, and the Wakefield kids are going to SORT. THAT. OUT. Cue #BestJess and some wild and zany schemes.

Episode 8: Also, there’s a horse.

Posted on 7 August 201712 August 2017

Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind; 22: Out of Place; and 23: Claim to Fame. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how these books tie into this theory.

Sweet Valley Twins #23: Claim to Fame

Posted on 31 July 201715 December 2018

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 23: Claim to Fame, wherein the school inexplicably celebrates being 25 years old by burying a time capsule containing stuff from 25 years ago.

Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place

Posted on 24 July 201728 June 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that’s ok.

Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind

Posted on 18 July 201728 June 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

Delayed Recap

Posted on 17 July 2017

Due to some travel that took longer than expected, this week’s recap will be delayed. It should be up within 24 hours. Sorry, all.