Wing recaps The Unicorn Club #23: Trapped in the Mall and goes boom. Fuck Sweet Valley parents. Fuck the Unicorn Club. Mostly, fuck Kimberly Haver.Continue reading
Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.
We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.
We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.
Our next recap will be Sweet Valley Twins Super Editions #13: Elizabeth: Next Stop Jr. High recapped by Raven on 4 Jul 2022.
Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.
Jessica longs to buy purple sneakers. Elizabeth, however, thinks sports lead to impure thoughts, and spends her money on scripture and flagellation. Jessica is a slut.
This little twinny likes the market. This little twinny stays at home.
Elizabeth likes horses. Jessica likes Unicorns, which are like horses, only hornier.