Character: Ellen Riteman

Member of the Unicorn Club. Thick as two short planks. On the covers, she always looks like she’s been transplanted from the 1950s.

Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy’s Pen Pal

Posted on 11 December 201728 June 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 35: Amy’s Pen Pal, in which Amy Sutton loses a new friend to siren call of the Unigibbons. Will they steal her friend forever?

Sweet Valley Twins #34: Jessica the Rock Star

Posted on 4 December 201715 December 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #34 Jessica the Rock Star, in which Jessica both CANNOT and CAN sing, and the Unicorns host a billion parties.

Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by Dove

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 20

Posted on 20 November 201720 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. All kidding aside, this is my favourite chapter. Hope you like it.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 19

Posted on 19 November 201719 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. People die as we get down to the final few in the Hunger Games.

Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage

Posted on 15 November 201715 December 2018 by Wing

Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage, wherein Jessica gets mentored by the Sweet Valley equivalent of Doris Day. Because why not?

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 15

Posted on 14 November 201714 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. She resolves one cliffhanger and creates a new one. #Stine

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 13

Posted on 11 November 201711 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes receive sponsorship gifts.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 12

Posted on 10 November 20179 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes separate in an attempt to save themselves.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9

Posted on 8 November 20177 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 6

Posted on 5 November 20175 November 2017 by Dove

Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes go to a training day, cunning plans are suggested and ignored.

NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapters 1 & 2

Posted on 2 November 20174 November 2017 by Dove

Dove desperately tries to complete NaNoWriMo. The twins will be entering into The Hunger Games. Who will survive? Will you sponsor a tribute? (Yes, you will. I need you to. Comments are the only currency required.)

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret

Posted on 23 October 201728 June 2018 by Raven

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON’T WIN.

Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack

Posted on 9 October 201715 December 2018 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork

Posted on 18 September 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn’t get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief

Posted on 21 August 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief, in which there are spies, disappearing ink, and the most inept choral leaders on the planet.

Sweet Valley Twins #22: Out of Place

Posted on 24 July 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 22: Out of Place. Once again the harpies of Sweet Valley decide to bully a new student to the point of suicide, and somehow that’s ok.

Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention

Posted on 19 June 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best

Posted on 22 May 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it’s up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War

Posted on 1 May 201723 April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot – and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

Posted on 24 April 201723 April 2023 by Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth, wherein Mary is on her second of three surnames and is feeling very out of sorts, and no adult appears to have noticed.