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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #1: The Class Trip

Posted on 5 June 20172 December 2018

Raven recaps the very worst that Sweet Valley Twins has to offer: Super Edition #1: The Class Trip. Nobody likes this book. Like, ever.

Sweet Valley Twins #15: The Older Boy

Posted on 8 May 201715 December 2018

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 15: The Older Boy… and loves it. Despite the easily-apparent squicky idea of a twelve year old dating a sixteen year old, this Jamie Suzanne seems to have pulled it off.

Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets

Posted on 10 April 201718 March 2020

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets, wherein Ned teaches the girls a secret (and tedious) language and IT TEARS THE SCHOOL APART!

Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules

Posted on 13 March 201713 December 2020

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #9: Against the Rules, wherein Elizabeth befriends a poor person. And her parents don’t like it. Can you blame them? You don’t live in Sweet Valley to bump into poor people.

Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl

Posted on 13 February 201728 June 2018

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #6: The New Girl, wherein the twins meet a girl so obnoxious that it creates a triplet named Jennifer. Bullying is fun!

Welcome to Bleak Valley

Posted on 26 January 201726 January 2017

It’s hard to know where your imagination will take you. At the age of eleven, my favourite film was Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon. If you don’t know it, I suggest you check out the IMDB page. Cliff Notes: it’s a Martial Arts Motown Musical which sees our African American hero and master of Kung…

Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House

Posted on 16 January 201719 January 2020

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #3: The Haunted House, where the entire school mistakes an orphan for a witch, and bullies her accordingly.