Character: Elizabeth Wakefield
Most perfect human being on the planet. How would life go on without her?
NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9
Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 8
Dove continues to NaNoWriMo. The tributes get made over before their live interviews. And there’s fisticuffs.
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 7
Chapter 7 of #JessicaVsElizabeth, Dove’s #NaNoWriMo effort. Elizabeth continues to be terrifying. And everyone else continues to be terrified.
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 6
Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes go to a training day, cunning plans are suggested and ignored.
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 5
Dove continues to #NaNoWriMo. The tributes have been picked. How is everyone dealing with this? You might guess “not well” is the answer. You’d be right.
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapters 3 & 4
Dove continues to word vomit for NaNoWriMo. The Hunger Games tributes are announced. Who will be on there? Do they have a hope in hell against Jessica? (No, they don’t. They need your sponsorship. Sponsorship = leave a comment, not money.)
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NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapters 1 & 2
Dove desperately tries to complete NaNoWriMo. The twins will be entering into The Hunger Games. Who will survive? Will you sponsor a tribute? (Yes, you will. I need you to. Comments are the only currency required.)
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Sweet Valley Twins #31: Jessica’s Bad Idea
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 31: Jessica’s Bad Idea, in which the most loathesome creature on the planet goes toe-to-toe with… Jessica? Yes. There is someone *worse* than Jess in Sweet Valley.
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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON’T WIN.
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Sweet Valley Twins #30: Princess Elizabeth
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 30: Princess Elizabeth, in which we learn that the Santa Doran monarchy have incredibly lax security, and that… DOVE LOATHES THE CONCEPT OF MONARCHY.
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Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.
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Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool!
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that’s a big lie… April Fool!)
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Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn’t get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.
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Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn’t require an iron grip on the idiot ball.
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Sweet Valley Twins #25: Standing Out
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 25: Standing Out, in which Billie Layton has to deal with getting her period, liking boys, and having her shitbag parents steal her name and give it to their new child.
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