Tag: Elizabeth = barely literate box of rocks

Elizabeth Wakefield, allegedly the smartest person in her grade, is baffled by: sarcasm, hyperbole and metaphors. In fact, she thinks the former is an indication that Robin is the thickest person in the world, and the latter indicates that Robin’s mental health has just yeeted itself off into the atmosphere. Elizabeth is SMART.

Sweet Valley High Super Edition #1: Perfect Summer

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Dove recaps Sweet Valley High Super Edition #1: Perfect Summer, where most of the action is off screen but it makes up for it with 240 pages of dish washing.

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Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play

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Dove recaps Sweet Valley High #4: Power Play and goes BOOM every few paragraphs. Also Liz doesn’t understand sarcasm or metaphors. Seriously.

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