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Cover of The Unicorn Club #11 Angels Keep Out

The Unicorn Club #11: Angels Keep Out

Posted on 13 December 202113 December 2021 by Wing

Title: Angels Keep Out Tagline: Playing dirty… [Wing: Where’s Nydick? He’d be thrilled with this.] Summary: Guess what the Angels

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  Center Fundraiser, Party: Angels, Party: Unicorn Club
  Alice Wakefield, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Evie Kim, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater, Ned Wakefield, Todd Wilkins
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Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.

We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.

We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.

Our next recap will be Sweet Valley Twins Super Editions #13: Elizabeth: Next Stop Jr. High recapped by Raven on 4 Jul 2022.

Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.

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The twins have animal spirits. Elizabeth is an antelope: graceful, sleek and nimble. Jessica is a honey badger: she doesn’t give a fuck.

Jessica is a powerful witch, who can twist the minds and desires of all she touches and bend them to fulfil her every dark whim. Elizabeth, on the other hand, is a fucking sponge.

Elizabeth? Goooood. Jessica? Baaaad. Faces? Saaaaame.

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