Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #11: Jessica’s No Angel, wherein – for the second time ever – Elizabeth is the greatest character ever.Continue reading
Evil twins, Wing (she/her) and Dove (she/her), trade Point Horror for Sweet Valley. And they have a secret triplet, Raven (he/him), joining them for a dude’s point of view.
We will be recapping Sweet Valley Twins (and all the special editions, including The Unicorn Club) to start with, and if Wing survives that, we may try other Sweet Valley series.
We will upload a recap every Monday for three weeks, and a podcast on the fourth.
Our next recap will be The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns! recapped by Raven on 31 Jan 2022.
Our Podcast music is provided by Stuart Taylor of Legacy Breakfast.
Elizabeth likes non-threatening androgynous boys. Jessica likes dirty rock-stars with prison tats.
Elizabeth likes holding hands and walks on the beach. Jessica likes rimming.
Elizabeth likes five to seven inches, with a slight uplift. Jessica demands nine inches, lintel-straight and as thick as a coke can.